Funny C# Code
Posted by Svetlin Ralchev on August 11, 2009
Even though I don’t know the author of the lines below I would say “Thank you man”. I recieved them today on skype by one of my ex-collegues.
try
{
HOME:
do
{
Play(“World of Warcraft”);
}
while (!asleep);
Thread.Sleep(12 * 60 * 60 * 1000);
WakeUp(coffee);
if (you_still_give_a_shit())
goto WORK;
else
goto OUT;
WORK:
do
{
if (got_something_to_do())
{
LookAtTheMonitor();
Press_Some_Keys(new string[] { “Ctrl+C”, “Ctrl+V” });
}
Browse(“vbox7.com”);
Browse(“topsport.bg”);
Browse(“youtube.com”);
Have_a_Break();
Have_a_Kitkat();
}
while (DateTime.Now.Hour < 5);
if (DateTime.Now.Day == 1)
{
// at least
GetSomeCash(3000);
}
OUT:
switch (mood)
{
case Mood.Horny:
ChaseChicks(“hot!”);
break;
case Mood.Dull:
SmokeSomeStuff(new Stuff[] { “Grass”, “Serious Stuff” });
break;
default:
DrinkBeer(5);
break;
}
goto HOME;
}
catch (HealthException x)
{
SeeTheDoctor(x);
}
catch (NoMoneyException)
{
ShitHappens();
}
Bill Bartmann said
This site rocks!
Bill Bartmann said
Excellent site, keep up the good work
Svetlin Ralchev said
Thanks, Bill. Good luck to you.
Java said
You should add:
case Mood.Smart:
learnJava();
return Mood.Happy;
Svetlin Ralchev said
hahahaha
so only java developers are smart?!
Heath-Hunter said
return Mood.Happy;warning CS0162: Unreachable code detected
vlood said
Dude, you don’t need “break;” in the two first cases… and in fact you don’t need it after default case, as it is the last one
Svetlin Ralchev said
I haven’t written the code above, but why I don’t need ‘break’. I think that only in case of ‘return’ I don’t need it.
vlood said
After chasing chicks you might feel a little dull (not necessarily, but possible) and it would be nice to continue checking the mood for any other cases. Will you go directly home, if you feel dull after chasing chicks? Or even if not, will you go home without having several beers?
My suggestion is to remove “break;”, to go through all the cases, or move “DrinkBeer(5);” out of the switch construction, that way ensuring you won’t miss the important part of the evening
Cheers!
Svetlin Ralchev said
ahh sorry I was too tired when I read your words. Now I understood what you mean. Yeah, we can’t live without bere. By the way the code above has unknown author.